As I posted previously, Gonzalo García Valdivieso is a bumangués-roller, who is not afraid, or at least, not anymore, to say certain things about homosexuality in Colombia.
In 2006 he published a book, taking up most of the newspaper articles published in Time, and others, where the talks to take off your pants like, why and what to be a sissy in Colombia.
Here extracted a series of sections, interesting and funny in his work, where with his characteristic humor and sarcasm, sprinkled with a political flavor, put in the front row and attacking them as cannon fodder everything and everyone. Which is always necessary, but leads to these problems of a "slander" or type "threat."
However, it remains in the country, which makes me think that their ravings of fag, it seems that it is up to the great and pervasive hierarchy of state and the church. Or so it seems, or have us believe.
always dressed me as an employee of burial: no confined floral shirts and shoes, tight pants; never mind, white socks or imagination: "half white, dark pants, pussy safe" p. 16
addition, it does not leave the closet is to know that their only reward will be a tombstone that read: "suffered, sacrificed, never tried it, pray for him ... and suck on pussy" p. 26
addition, our God grant us dignity and pride, because a Colombian gay Goth, camandulero, Gringotization, Uribe and Opus Dei would be an absurdity, or would the German cannibal prey: kill me descuartízame, suck my, eat me, then condéname your freezer. P. 35
Maybe Hitler would not have been a rabbi supergay Hitler but, if he had accepted his Jewish heritage and sexual orientation. P. 50
Laureano Gomez was called: despised blacks, considered inferior to Indians and mestizos, and for him, the Zambos and mulattoes were the work of the devil (see his lecture on "questions about the progress in Colombia ") p. 50
Your homoculillo is to believe that if homosexuals are allowed to assume as such, the rest of society is male obsessed with phalluses and rear, and is going to be a lot of makeup and bead insertion, without understanding that homosexuality does not stick, it is viral, not an epidemic, and not chosen, you're queer and sufficient. One does not become, but no longer is. They are convinced that we as witches bridesmaids with our magic phallus effeminate and cowardly let every man as if by magic. P. 53
to meetings of parents are terrified of the hetero us marchers, they and their wives still think that gay is contagious sticks, with only a agachadita before us, the males can rear their career change. Page 64
For Imam Mohammed Ibrahim, 90% of Muslim men felt desire to have a homosexual relationship, because of the difficulty in dealing with women. Page 71
Today the word fag is no longer used as a synonym for homosexual, at present under 40 gives this multiple word meanings. It can be noun or adjective, can replace the name of the person or according to the sentence can be used as an expression of affection or even, depending on the tone of voice and how it emphasizes the word can have a pejorative meaning dumb, stupid, asshole, devoid of common sense: "hear fag" "great queen", "you wonder is it queer." P. 76
I knew, at age 12, like many of us, that the priest was done with a very safe, because his condition religious and the seriousness of the issue kept him from sin; however, if smeared with a partner, my homosexuality would be the subject of the whole school. P. 84
So: American king. Emmanuel illustrious. Let your heart. Uribe your slave. Take us with you. All processed.
see our souls!
Come do not delay!
our Savior Come!
are already neutered
pág.87
Suicide has become the third leading cause of death among 15 to 24. One in three individuals who attempt suicide are gay or bisexual. P. 97
My child and adolescent experiences were so traumatic as those of the majority of homosexuals. Charmed, prayers, exorcisms, scenes of victimization, gay life girls and domestic servants were part of my process heterosexualization. Never forget that at age 13, when I decided, for the first time, to confess that I loved algebra teacher, was expelled from the church of the Portiuncula not be forgiven, for supposedly committing the worst sin against nature. Of course, only after the priest demanded that he tell me chapter and verse my eroticism with the mathematician. P. 98
already know that these classes will continue at exactly the commandments of Benedict XVI: women should never achieve equality in Catholicism, the church can not change as customs change, respect for diversity is an argument of NGOs Communists, the Catholic Church, Apostolic and Roman is the only possessor of truth and redemption, for the rich is the Earth and for the dispossessed The kingdom of heaven, science is a conspiracy against the Faith, and, most importantly, sex is the worst of sins.
Fidel Castro at a diplomatic event, ask the Chinese to Mao Zedong advised policy to address the issue of homosexuals. The answer was: "We do not have that problem, shoot them all." P. 117
In Colombia, Moir, the Communist Party and some left-wing organizations still maintain an attitude of condemnation against us, but more homophones of all have been our guerrilla groups, supposedly a Marxist, they've tortured and executed gays, lesbians and AIDS carriers in Meta and Catatumbo considering them the "dregs of society." P. 117
Fortunately, Cardinal Lopez Trujillo, the Catholic Church is much more than their superiors. I'm sure you heard his grandmother say that "the greatness of the church is that the clergy could not stop it." Thank you dear God lint, for not having crowned pontiff to Monsena "condoms." Y cuéntenos: con un 30% del clero homosexual, ¿ya tuvimos papa gay? Pág. 124
¿Cómo explican ustedes la proliferación de tantos servicios y productos que se ofrecen a nuestra comunidad? Otro producto que consumimos en grandes cantidades, por si acaso, es religión. Seguimos rezando, a sabiendas de que tenemos el infierno pegado al trasero. Pág. 130
Que no me vengan con el cuento that the true God give him a very active member of the Ku Klux Klan, a FARC guerrilla leader, former President Harry Truman nuclear or Slodovan former Yugoslav president Milosevic, a crazy New Yorker whose only sin was to have taken one bed to another muscular 42 with Broadway Street. P. 132
A recommended reading if you have a few minutes of entertainment and do not mind the sarcasm.
Capandres
